Images You Should Not Masturbate To - Esme and Elodie

Images You Should Not Masturbate To

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There are a lot of euphemisms for masturbation: choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, airing the orchid. But whatever you call it, none of the images in this book will encourage the gentle art of self-pleasure. Or, at least, they shouldn't. This deceptively simple and weirdly addictive book presents a laugh-out-loud collection of random pictures that are virtually guaranteed to dampen the urge of even the strongest libido. (Short Discount)

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